I’ll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell… their heart’s in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAMPeople ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
More W. Somerset Maugham Quotes
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Dullness is the first requisite of a good husband.
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Words have weight, sound and appearance; it is only by considering these that you can write a sentence that is good to look at and good to listen to.
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Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
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Unfortunately sometimes one can’t do what one thinks is right without making someone else unhappy.
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I´m not going to bring a child into the world, and love her, and bring her up, just so that some man may want to sleep with her so much that he’s willing to provide her with board and lodging for the rest of her life.
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The trouble is that thinking looks like loafing. Who wants to pay people for daydreaming?
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When I look back upon the girl I was I hate myself. But I never had a chance. I’m going to bring up my daughter so that she’s free and can stand on her own feet.
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Life is so largely controlled by chance that its conduct can be but a perpetual improvisation.
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If forty million people say a foolish thing it does not become a wise one.
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I want a girl because I want to bring her up so that she shan’t make the mistakes I’ve made.
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We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
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Each one of us is alone in the world. He is shut in a tower of brass, and can communicate with his fellows only by signs, and the signs have no common value, so that their sense is vague and uncertain.
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One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one’s life with her.
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Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
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In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
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