Only a person who is congenially self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays
E. B. WHITEUnderstanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.
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Extreme cold when it first arrives seems to generate cheerfulness and sociability. For a few hours all life’s dubious problems are dropped in favor of the clear and congenial task of keeping alive.
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Most people think of peace as a state of Nothing Bad Happening, or Nothing Much Happening. Yet if peace is to overtake us and make us the gift of serenity and well-being, it will have to be the state of Something Good Happening.
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Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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Mother: It’s broccoli, dear. — Child: I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it.
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Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They’ll believe anything they see in print.
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Television will enormously enlarge the eye’s range, and, like radio, will advertise the Elsewhere. Together with the tabs, the mags, and the movies, it will insist that we forget the primary and the near in favor of the secondary and the remote.
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You’re terrific as far as I am concerned.
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A poet’s pleasure is to withhold a little of his meaning, to intensify by mystification. He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it.
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In a free country it is the duty of writers to pay no attention to duty.
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Always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter.
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From morning till night, sounds drift from the kitchen, most of them familiar and comforting. . . . On days when warmth is the most important need of the human heart, the kitchen is the place you can find it; it dries the wet sock, it cools the hot little brain.
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A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour.
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Before the seed there comes the thought of bloom.
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