A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
E. B. WHITEOld age is a special problem for me because I’ve never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself – a lad of about 19.
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The so-called science of poll-taking is not a science at all but mere necromancy. People are unpredictable by nature, and although you can take a nation’s pulse, you can’t be sure that the nation hasn’t just run up a flight of stairs.
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Early summer days are a jubilee time for birds. In the fields, around the house, in the barn, in the woods, in the swamp – everywhere love and songs and nests and eggs.
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Only a person who is congenially self-centered has the effrontery and the stamina to write essays
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There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter.
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Books hold most of the secrets of the world, most of the thoughts that men and women have had. And when you are reading a book, you and the author are alone together-just the two of you.
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Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations.
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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
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Extreme cold when it first arrives seems to generate cheerfulness and sociability. For a few hours all life’s dubious problems are dropped in favor of the clear and congenial task of keeping alive.
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You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
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A candidate could easily commit political suicide if he were to come up with an unconventional thought during a presidential tour.
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In a man’s middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
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No one can write decently who is distrustful of the reader’s intelligence or whose attitude is patronizing.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
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Every morning I awake torn between a desire to save the world and an inclination to savor it. This makes it hard to plan the day. But if we forget to savor the world, what possible reason do we have for saving it? In a way, the savoring must come first.
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People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
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