You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
E. B. WHITESalutations; it’s just my fancy way of saying hello or good morning
More E. B. White Quotes
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Use the smallest word that does the job.
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Wilbur never forgot Charlotte. Although he loved her children and grandchildren dearly, none of the new spiders ever quite took her place in his heart. She was in a class by herself. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
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Why did you do all this for me?’ he asked. ‘I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you.’ ‘You have been my friend,’ replied Charlotte. ‘That in itself is a tremendous thing.
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Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society – things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.
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I have noticed that most men when they enter a barber shop and must wait their turn, drop into a chair and pick up a magazine. I simply sit down and pick up the thread of my sea wanderings, which began more than fifty years ago and is not quite ended.
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Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.
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There’s no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.
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Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.
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Well,” said Stuart, “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone.
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It is quite possible that an animal has spoken to me and that I didn’t catch the remark because I wasn’t paying attention.
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A right is a responsibility in reverse.
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The whole duty of a writer is to please and satisfy himself, and the true writer always plays to an audience of one.
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There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born here, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size and its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter.
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An editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.
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In every queen there’s a touch of floozy.
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