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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way – but it has to be said the right way.

Kevin Hart

You have black people, white people, Chinese people, Hispanic people; we’re all brought up differently.’
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Black Brought Country Differently People
I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.
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Abl All At Audience Being Estell Listen Love Stage Story
My dad was never married. He was kind of a rolling stone. But he was never disrespectful. At the same time, even though he had women in his life when I was a kid, there wasn’t any consistency.
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Dad Disrespectful Kind Married never Rloing Stone
I think women go crazy for a reason. It’s not like it just happens.
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Crazy Go Happen Like Reason Think Women
My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it’s about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn’t.
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Come Company Deal Different Important Interracial Kid Kind Make Norm Sure Time Understand
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
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Court Fol Nobody Unemployed
These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.
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Do Geatm Just People Process Say Scientifical
Expect me to continue what I’ve been doing, which is trying to take over the world.
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Been Continue Do Expect Over Take Try World
You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I’ll have another hour of stand-up material where I’ll be able to go on the road and tour again.
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Again Another Between Hopefully Know Project Road Several Stand Tour Year
People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they’re like, ‘Hey! All right, all right, all right!’
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All Me People Point Right See Street
I love women with attitude.
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Attitude Love With Women
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better.
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Beter Bigger Experience Get Life My
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.
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Divorce Exwife Mess Nothing Said So Stood To Up With
I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
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Angel God Heal Here Send
You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
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All Appeal Board Cool Everybody Message Yourself
I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.’
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