These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.
MEL BROOKSI love writing songs. I’m a songwriter.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
MEL BROOKSIf presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous.
MEL BROOKSI like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous.
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No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
MEL BROOKSNo, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
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Oh, I’m not a true genius. I’m a near genius. I would say I’m a short genius. I’d rather be tall and normal than a short genius.
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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
MEL BROOKSAnybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
MEL BROOKSA lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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I don’t have a mission. I don’t have a torch to burn.
MEL BROOKSI don’t have a mission. I don’t have a torch to burn.
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There’s an army story in me, and I think there’s a WWII Brooks film somewhere.
MEL BROOKSThere’s an army story in me, and I think there’s a WWII Brooks film somewhere.
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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
MEL BROOKSI was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.
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I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
MEL BROOKSI was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
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We rest our case on the production numbers.
MEL BROOKSWe rest our case on the production numbers.
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As far as songwriters, I’ve always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me.
MEL BROOKSAs far as songwriters, I’ve always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
MEL BROOKSTragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.
MEL BROOKSRhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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