All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
MEL BROOKSWe rest our case on the production numbers.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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You’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.
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A brushstroke of vanity is good to add into the mix, to balance your timidity.
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We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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I’m rather secular. I’m basically Jewish. But I think I’m Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all.
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I know how to make it a great musical. I’ve got to. It’s like I’ve got to see it on stage.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
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I love writing songs. I’m a songwriter.
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I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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I’m still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.
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Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs.
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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.
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I don’t believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.
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