“You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don’t ever count on having both at once.”

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own…

Never insult anyone by accident.

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.

The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

An armed society is a polite society.

One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.

I had the honor to meet Geraldine Ferraro on a few occasions over the years at the DNC and what struck me was how she managed to be both gutsy and graceful at the same time.

We [me and my husban] like to honor both of our family traditions whenever possible.

It’s kinda cool to be a little bit of both, I think.

We show the girls lots of pictures and tell a lot of stories about both of our childhoods.

Let go of this world and take hold of God with both hands.

People are ready to do either, and the content has to work on both.

To be successful, the best fighter pilot needs both.

If we all understood we can learn from both older and younger people, then we’d have a better world.