“I didn’t care to practise as much. That is my only regret.”

Pretty much my whole career, I have been aggressive. I have always been a guy that goes at pins. That’s kind of the way I’ve been all my career, and I don’t know, really, if I can change.

I can sit here and hit all the balls and chip and putt all day long, but if you’re not playing competitive golf.

A bad day on the course doesn’t have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.

The thing I love about Donald, it’s time this country is run by a businessman and not people with their hands out, and Donald doesn’t have his hands out.

Everybody fights demons. Some are worse than others.

I was young and dumb back in the ’90s, but I had a lot of fun.

I don’t want to be average.

I think what I realized is that I can’t believe I made it to 50 years old.

We weren’t the kind of family that talked about our problems. We were a close family, in a kind of faraway way.

My father gave me some Jack Nicklaus MacGregor clubs when I was six years old. He cut down some of the shafts, but they were men’s clubs, so they were heavy.

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

It’s nice to finally be my own person.

I not only consider him as a friend, but if people get to know Donald Trump, I think they’ll know what I’m talking about. He’s one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met in my life.

I’m about a 20-handicapper with a guitar. I can only play three songs on my own album. I did the lyrics, not the music.

Watch out for guys like Scott Piercy and Danny Willett. They both play really good on fast, fast greens.

I have osteoarthritis so bad… I can walk up a hill; I just can’t walk down one.

I’m not much of a dancer.

There is too much at stake for us to surrender to the politics of polarization.

I don’t like to plan harmonies too much, because there’s something fun that happens when you just sing a pass, then sing another pass, and layer them on top of each other.

I have way too much going on, as usual, but fortunately it’s all good stuff. I’m not complaining.

The writer’s life: Hard days, lots of work, no money, too much silence. Nobody’s fault. You chose it.

This is why suicide is the a great wrong because by suicide you’re basically declaring, ‘Oh Allah this is too much, I can’t take it anymore!

We have much more in common with other people than we have apart.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.