“I’ve always said that it’s none of my business what other people think of me.”

The U.S. Open is not John Daly’s style of golf.

I can’t stand to work out. I can’t stand to do a sit up; you know, I can’t stand to run.

Pretty much my whole career, I have been aggressive. I have always been a guy that goes at pins. That’s kind of the way I’ve been all my career, and I don’t know, really, if I can change.

I can sit here and hit all the balls and chip and putt all day long, but if you’re not playing competitive golf.

A bad day on the course doesn’t have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.

The thing I love about Donald, it’s time this country is run by a businessman and not people with their hands out, and Donald doesn’t have his hands out.

Everybody fights demons. Some are worse than others.

I was young and dumb back in the ’90s, but I had a lot of fun.

I didn’t care to practise as much. That is my only regret.

I don’t want to be average.

I think what I realized is that I can’t believe I made it to 50 years old.

We weren’t the kind of family that talked about our problems. We were a close family, in a kind of faraway way.

My father gave me some Jack Nicklaus MacGregor clubs when I was six years old. He cut down some of the shafts, but they were men’s clubs, so they were heavy.

I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open.

It’s nice to finally be my own person.

I not only consider him as a friend, but if people get to know Donald Trump, I think they’ll know what I’m talking about. He’s one of the greatest human beings I’ve ever met in my life.

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Also, when you get made fun of-when people point out your weaknesses, it’s an opportunity for you to rise above.

From day one, I got addicted to being on stage and getting the applause and laughter.

I’m definitely not getting married. In this business, you’re either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I’m not getting married until I’m forty. If ever.

I’m not getting married until I’m forty. If ever.

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.

The one you actually get to do when you’re filming, and then the one you wish you would have done, afterward.