“I have osteoarthritis so bad… I can walk up a hill; I just can’t walk down one.”

You need 100 percent concentration on golf to succeed.

Anybody who knows me… when I’m tired, I sleep with my eyes open.

I’ve had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.

I try to think of myself as a lion, bringing down the kill, controlling the jungle.

Money is just paper that gets us through life.

I think my worst enemy is me.

I just don’t enjoy poker that much.

You’re going against the government of the United States. You don’t beat a federal court, a federal judge, and the FBI – there’s no way.

In ’92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.

I’ve always said throwing a club shows you care.

My knee is screwed. I had the meniscus cut out.

In my life, I’ve seen everything, and one thing I know for sure is you can’t win in the federal court.

Golf is my passion, and so is great barbecue.

I know I’m not the only guy that’s had problems in life. And it seems to me that a lot of athletes shy away from talking about things that may have happened to them or their families.

I still wake up every day, so I’m winning.

I don’t like watching golf on TV. I’d rather play.

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

We need to make some real fundamental change from the Constitution down in this country.

I think it gives a symbolic boost, as well as those shows do bring down some monetary investments in the city.

Almost every cartoonist, when he’s sitting down to draw a funny face.

Baltimore is just embarking down this road.

I live in one of the coastal cities in Southern California, and every so often I like to take a walk down the boardwalk in Venice during the weekends when it is abuzz with lively activity.

Watching the scenes out of New Orleans, if you turn down the sound it could be the Sudan or any Third World country. But it’s not. it’s the United States of America.