Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
ALAN PERLISYou can measure a programmer’s perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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That it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?
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Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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“Toward what end, toward what end?”-but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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When it started out, it was an awful lot of fun. Of course, the paying customers got shafted every now and then, and after a while we began to take their complaints seriously.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else.
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FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed – it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
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You think you KNOW when you learn.
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If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
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