When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
P. J. O'ROURKE
P. J. O'ROURKE
P. J. O'Rourke on only
P. J. O'Rourke174 quotes“When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.”
More from P. J. O'Rourke
Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Kuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke
Original quotes
From our community writers
My heart keeps room for you always even when you can’t be here.
Holly DuxburyHolly Duxbury You are seeing humanity at its worst and best. A collision of the circumstance.
Samantha King HolmesSamantha King Holmes Treat her like a dream. Follow her, pursue her, and always remind her that you’ll never give up on her.
Jenny AJenny A I care but I’m done trying. I love but I’m done showing.
Divya khandalDivya khandal Never feel defined by your size, measures, and beauty standards.
Jacklyn TysonJacklyn Tyson The wild is always changing like a reminder. You do not have to be the same to be beautiful.
Sabina LauraSabina Laura Bees and butterflies in my belly with you on my mind they chase each other around.
Jenny WinbladhJenny Winbladh I long for you but you long for someone else, I deny the one who wants me cause I want someone else.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur
Meet the writers
More on only
I am only a mouthpiece through which to tell the story of lynching and I have told it so often that I know it by heart. I do not have to embellish; it makes its own way.
Ida B. WellsIda B. Wells There is only one true aristocracy . . . and that is the aristocracy of passionate souls!
Tennessee WilliamsTennessee Williams Only when the clock stops does time come to life
William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner Revolution only needs good dreamers who remember their dreams.
Tennessee WilliamsTennessee Williams It is but another of the proofs which are heaping up in American industry to-day that whatever is good for men and women – contributes to their health, happiness, development – is good for business.
Ida TarbellIda Tarbell Happiness is the only thing I understand.
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp The Lord would so cleanse the motive and desires of our hearts that we will seek but one thing only, and that is, His glory.
Smith WigglesworthSmith Wigglesworth The only times an Afro-American who was assaulted got away has been when he had a gun and used it in self-defense.
Ida B. WellsIda B. Wells