It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
ALAN PERLISWhen a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students.
More Alan Perlis Quotes
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I think that it’s extraordinarily important that we in computer science keep fun in computing.
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Don’t have good ideas if you aren’t willing to be responsible for them.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that’s because it’s the best book on anything for the layman.
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One can’t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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If a listener nods his head when you’re explaining your program, wake him up.
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One can only display complex information in the mind.
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There is no such thing as a free variable.
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Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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In computing, the mean time to failure keeps getting shorter.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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Banality soothes our nerves.
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It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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