A foolproof plan for not getting a job.
ALAN DAVIES
ALAN DAVIES
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“A foolproof plan for not getting a job.”
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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I’m more inclined to linger in the science pages of ‘The Week’ magazine.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies The thing I’d really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare’s Globe.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies Show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I don’t want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies There’s a lot to do when you’re a kid – spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye – stuff to be getting on with.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I like pubs too, but it’s hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I’m quite a curious person. I don’t mind being the one who doesn’t know things, a role I often play in QI.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I’d like to walk along that. Don’t worry, I won’t get drunk and fall in.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I dont drive around London much.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.
Alan DaviesAlan Davies I’m not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I’m the publishers’ friend – I buy a hundred books a year and read four.
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