My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
BORIS JOHNSONDark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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People are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party – the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth – is where it’s happening.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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Plus I think she can articulate what’s needed at the moment, which is a bit of an antidote to some of the gloom and negativity and misunderstanding about what the Brexit vote means.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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