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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

Boris Johnson

David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a ‘born leader’, declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister.
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Country Hero War
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Feet Sight
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine.
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Country Europe Jobs
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Celebrate Country People
Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Compassion Excitement Sight
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
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Hands People Swim
London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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Country Jobs People
He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Business Debt House
Churchill decides from very early on that he will create a political position that is somehow above left and right, embodying the best points of both sides and thereby incarnating the will of the nation.
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Men Political Thinking
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party – the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth – is where it’s happening.
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Dangerous Earth Legal Perfection
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Drug Lines Remember
I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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Education Goodness Myself
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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Doubt Moments Self
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Break Poor Restrain

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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