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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.

Boris Johnson

Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.
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Country Done January
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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Leadership Tall World
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.
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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can’t turn the clock back to 1904, what’s the point of being a Conservative?
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We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.

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