“Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United.”

Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot.

I don’t want to stir up a can of worms.

There’s a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday.

Some of the Scotland players need to look themselves in the face.

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

Belgium’s not a hotpot of international football.

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I’ve no idea

In the papers this morning: ‘Police closing in on Ian Holloway.’ Sorry, it’s ‘Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.’

The tackles are coming in thick and thin now.

In their last four Blackburn have lost 3-0, 3-1, 5-3 and 3-2. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that’s 12 goals conceded

The war against hunger is truly mankind’s war of liberation.

We stand in solidarity against racism and for racial justice.

God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Being against evil doesn’t make you good.

Guilt and defensiveness are bricks in a wall against which we all flounder; they serve none of our futures.

I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you.

Nothing can stand against our God. No sickness is too great, no addiction too strong, no enemy too powerful.