I think of a plot, I think of an idea, and then I wonder, How can I get that onto the stage?.
ALAN AYCKBOURNI think of a plot, I think of an idea, and then I wonder, How can I get that onto the stage?.
ALAN AYCKBOURNThe darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.
ALAN AYCKBOURNThere is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them.
ALAN AYCKBOURNFew women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
ALAN AYCKBOURNWhat is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race.
ALAN AYCKBOURNCustard pie humour is fairly universal, but at the other end, which I’m more interested in, there’s the humour that hovers on the darkness, that walks in the shadow of something else, not always that obvious.
ALAN AYCKBOURNSo as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves.
ALAN AYCKBOURNWhatever devices you use should always be there to serve the theme. If the theme has been overtaken by the device, then something’s wrong.
ALAN AYCKBOURNA comedy is just a tragedy interrupted, I once said. Do you finish with the kiss or when she opens her eyes to tell him she loves him and sees blonde hairs on his collar?
ALAN AYCKBOURNSalad, I can’t bear salad. It grows while you’re eating it, you know.
ALAN AYCKBOURNHe really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.
ALAN AYCKBOURNYou don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.
ALAN AYCKBOURNCats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
ALAN AYCKBOURNThere are very few people on top of life, and the rest of us don’t like them very much.
ALAN AYCKBOURNPlays by Alan Ayckbourn have been attracting larger audiences in the regional theatres than those of Shakespeare.
ALAN AYCKBOURNAs a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself.
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