What does everybody want? HEAD!
AL SNOW
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I’m being accused of being a murderer! I’M being ACCUSED of being a molester!
Al SnowAl Snow Friends don’t let heads drive drunk!
Al SnowAl Snow I do have some problems, but my God, I’m not a murderer!
Al SnowAl Snow My MOM shops at Wal-Mart! She gets calls all the time now; she’s worried about me! I’m not the most emotionally stable guy in the world; I’ll admit that.
Al SnowAl Snow They say my idea of a fun day is a dark lonely field and the urunj of a car, and a large stick and a roll of duct tape!
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Original quotes
From our community writers
Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
Jonny OxJonny Ox Every little part of your soul was made to shine.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski When in truth, it is the transparency that kills you. The pain of seeing through to something you can never quite touch.
Lang LeavLang Leav
Meet the writers
More on everybody
Everyone could smell it. Whenever you meet someone who has really suffered; been limited, gone through things for the Lord, willing to be imprisoned by the Lord.
Watchman NeeWatchman Nee You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
Kevin HartKevin Hart I never identified with anybody. I have always been very sensitive about my color, because everybody called me ‘yellow gal.’ I was caught in between both sides – nobody wanted me. I love that my audience is there, but I always feel as though I have to fend for myself.
Eartha KittEartha Kitt Everybody thinks when I say a guy is a good game manager, that’s a negative, but I think it’s a real positive.
Nick SabanNick Saban I’ve been honest with a lot of the problems I’ve had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.
John DalyJohn Daly Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing, you hold down the adjoining.
Saul BellowSaul Bellow Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares.
Kevin HartKevin Hart My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‘topics’ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.
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