“When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.”

I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A hard man is good to find.

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.