We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
AL MCGUIREDean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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I’m an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.
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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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The people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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I just can’t recruit where there’s grass around.
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I don’t believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people.
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