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I’m not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

Al Murray

It’s a weight problem isn’t it; you can’t wait for lunch.
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Lunch Problem Wait Weight
Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!
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Distract Easily Forget Half Internet Lot Music Nature Thank
And to be honest, it’s all about the sound, the noise, the rattle and hum. Who wouldn’t want to make a fantastic noise with drums and cymbals?!
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Cymbal Drum Fantastic Honest Hum Noice Rattle Sound
The harder you work, the luckier you get” is true in all things.
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All Get Harder Work Luckier Thing True
You find yourself, your voice, your technique and then maybe luck calls.
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Call Find Luck Maybe Technique Voice Yourself
I love drums and love how they look, so we offer re-wrapping to reboot your old kit, a hardware lacquering service – the black looks amazing, and bespoke snare drums.
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Amazing Bespoke Drum Hardware Look Love Offer Service Wrap
I try to be musical. Drums can set a mood, create an impression, as much as anything else.
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Anything Create Drum Else Impression Mood Much Musical Set Try
When I left uni, I carried on playing and trying out at stand-up.
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Carry Left Out Play Stand Try Up
You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave.
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Aone Kid Learn Leave Microwave Opener Remote Tin Work
I’m not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.
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Fighter Freedom Alcoholic Taliban
The American dream? We don’t have a dream in Britain because we’re bloody awake!
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Awake Bloody Country Dream World
Our cheeky sidekick. We’re like a motorcycle and sidecar.
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Cheek Country Like Motorcycle Sidekick
When I got to university, I played in bands and did sketch stuff and it was always about coming up with material, which is why I never really practised and have no chops!!
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Always Band Chop Come Material Practice Really Sketch University
Seriously, if you want to get inside the head of a stand-up comic, you could do a lot worse than reading Steve Martin’s Born Standing Up.
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Art Comic Creativity Head Inside Read Serious Stand Up Want Worse
I never used to take holidays and it would upset ex-wives and girlfriends, but working has me in a better mood than doing nothing.
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Better Doing Girlfriend Holiday Mood never Nothing Upset Use Work
All about how he developed his career and his creativity as a comedian. Lots of what he talks about is relevant to anyone in the creative arts.
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Anyone Career Creative Develop Path Relevant

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