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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Al Franken

If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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Advice Doctor Problem Snack Take Teall Two
A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Ability Audience Blogger Find Media Same
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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Business Good Interest Least Little Radio Rating Rocket Science Thing
My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Beautiful Behind Believe Come Dad Go Humankind Include Magnificient Nature Told View
I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Civil Fight Liberal Like Right Tradition
I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Exactly Kind Know Mean Mediaite Still Work
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Business Country Invest Know Oligarchs
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Did Estate Mom Part Real Sold Time
There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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Appear Country Expectation Morally Self Sense Superior Think Way
Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Build Conservative Conserve Fought Progressive Want Way

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