You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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