Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Hell is full of musical amateurs.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.
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