Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSDon’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
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