The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
TOM WAITSI’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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I never told the truth so i can never tell a lie.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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I don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way
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Songs are really just very interesting things to be doing with the air.
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