“Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”

Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.

Every kick in the ass is a step forward.

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.

Apologies have nothing to do with you. They are balloons in the sky. They may never land.

Someone once told me the definition of hell; on your last day on earth, the person you could have become will meet the person you became.

Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.

How many wolves do we feel on our heels, while our real enemies go in sheepskin.

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we’ve been ignorant of their value.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

By sowing frugality we reap liberty, a golden harvest.

Your character is the harvest of your habits.

The sower of the seed is assuredly the author of the whole harvest of mischief.

Religious contention is the devil’s harvest.

Salvation does not lie where strong thrones are defended by swords, where the smoke of censers ascend to heaven or where thousands of strong men pace the rich fields of harvest.

The day of fortune is like a harvest day, We must be busy when the corn is ripe.