“Every kick in the ass is a step forward.”

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.

Apologies have nothing to do with you. They are balloons in the sky. They may never land.

Someone once told me the definition of hell; on your last day on earth, the person you could have become will meet the person you became.

Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make a different choice.

How many wolves do we feel on our heels, while our real enemies go in sheepskin.

O Lord, you have searched me and you know me.

The real workout begins when you want to stop.

The good news of the gospel is that God has poured out on Jesus the wrath that we deserve, so that we may not perish. The death and resurrection of Jesus give us every reason to hope in the mercy of God!

The difference between possible and impossible is simply determination.