“It’s your workout, your time, your body. Own It.”

The infinite – free, unbounded, full of joy – is our native state.

To the heart that knows contentment, every day is Thanksgiving.

Lord, be my rock of safety, the stronghold that saves me. For the honor of your name lead me and guide me.

And lo I am with you always, even to the very end of the age.

Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.

Every kick in the ass is a step forward.

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.

Turn resolutely to work, to recreation, or in any case to physical exercise till you are so tired you can’t help going to sleep, and when you wake up you won’t want to worry.

I am pretty diligent with my fitness routine. I am not like a crazy workout-holic, but I stay active.

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.

If you can be mentally stimulated by the workout and find out how to get through it, it’s more fun.

Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy.

The real workout begins when you want to stop.

Your workouts are important meetings you scheduled with yourself. Bosses don’t cancel.

The type of work I do is more like CrossFit, so I do track workouts, and I do boxing workouts.