“Reading can seriously damage your Ignorance.”

To the heart that knows contentment, every day is Thanksgiving.

Lord, be my rock of safety, the stronghold that saves me. For the honor of your name lead me and guide me.

And lo I am with you always, even to the very end of the age.

Pets are like infants that never grow up. Forever children. We love them for that.

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.

If you don’t sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.

And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent Ass.

Sometimes I’m in a mood like a Maths problem such as If you have pencils and apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats

You always have time for the things you put first.

We are nearer to him than his jugular vein.

Do not fear, for I am with you.

Evil men do what good men only dream of doing.

Every kick in the ass is a step forward.

Knowledge is free at the library. Just bring your own container.

Apologies have nothing to do with you. They are balloons in the sky. They may never land.