“God prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts.”

Be warned! From Satan’s viewpoint you are a pawn in his game of cosmic chess.

I have studied this Book, and I would never even dream of saying I’ve come to the bottom of the Word of God.

Kingdom Authority is the God-given mandate of Christians to exercise control over the world in the name of Jesus and under His oversight.

If Satan can’t make you bad, he’ll make you busy.

Scientific accuracy confirms the Bible is the Word of God.

Unhappiness comes from mirrors. Happiness comes from windows.

I think more ridiculous is a man or woman afraid of the light.

Don’t ask God to cram His plan into your puny little mind, because then God would be limited by your understanding.

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith.

It is better to speak the truth that hurts and then heals, than falsehood that comforts and then kills.

There can be no mercy without truth.

Forgiveness is not an emotion; it’s a choice.

The devil gives the best first and the worst last, but the Lord saves the best for last.

He died to make you holy. You are not your own.

And when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

God does not change us in order to love us. He loves us in order to change us.

I’m a hard nut to crack, and I take it standing up.

When people pile seven things onto one burger, it drives me nuts!

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.

I threw a big-ass party. It turned out a bit different from Perry’s [in That’s Ordinary World], but it was pretty nuts. It wasn’t me that threw it though, my wife threw me a surprise party. So [unlike Selma Blair’s character] she didn’t forget.

Unless you’re willing to fight and refight the same battles until you go blue in the face, drive the people you work with nuts going over every detail to make certain you’ve got it right, and then take hit after unfair hit accusing you of bias, there’s no use even trying.

I’m 100 percent clean. I’m doing this off of nuts and bananas.

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.