Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
O. HENRYMy advice to you, if you should ever be in a hold up, is to line up with the cowards and save your bravery for an occasion when it may be of some benefit to you.
More O. Henry Quotes
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This fair but pitiless city of Manhattan was without a soul its inhabitants were manikins moved by wires and springs.
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Men to whom life had appeared as a reversible coat – seamy on both sides.
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Women’s weapon, water-drops.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
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When I see a shipwreck, I like to know what caused the disaster. I learned nothing but the glow that wrapped her face when the soup came. That’s the story.
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By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.
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East is East, and West is San Francisco, according to Californians. Californians are a race of people; they are not merely inhabitants of a State.
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Those whom we first love we seldom marry.
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It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
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In the Big City a man will disappear with the suddenness and completeness of the flame of a candle that is blown out.
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