“Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters.”

I’ve been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.

Football is like life and I know life.

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It’s no more complicated than that.

The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Bigot – A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

I’ve always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you’ve got scoundrels in office, you vote ’em out.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.

Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.

Two things form the bedrock of any open society – freedom of expression and rule of law. If you don’t have those things, you don’t have a free country.

They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.

All travel has its advantages. If the passenger visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own. And if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy it.

I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine.

I am now quite cured of seeking pleasure in society, be it country or town.

All the money in the world is no use to a man or his country if he spends it as fast as he makes it. All he has left is his bills and the reputation for being a fool.

Asia is not going to be civilized after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is too old.

Good luck and believe me, dearest Doc – it’s better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear.