I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
ADAM PALLYSo for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.
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At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, “Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?” And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.
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My parents’ convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong.
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So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.
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That’s what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, “Make America great again.”
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I think where it’s going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like
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It’s a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.
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He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he’s such a huge gay person.
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I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.
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I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.
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Anytime I audition for something, it’s always a question of whether or not the people I’m auditioning for understand I’m an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who’s going to do what’s written.
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America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.
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I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status.
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For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of ’90s grunge – if you got it now, you would think it was the ‘Singles’ soundtrack.
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