“I’m like a fungus; you can’t get rid of me.”

Acting had always been the social scene I’d fallen into. It was sort of a merry band of band geeks and theater nerds.

Everyone else is just plodding along making a living. The key is not to live over your means and overdo it.

You never really know the guy until you sit down with him.

I always did think that when I turned 40, I’d start coming into my own.

Stillness as a technique is still really captivating to me.

You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who’s in ruttin’ command here!

If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is “poontang”.

You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it’s pretty much the same every week.

Fear is a killer, when it comes to the creative process.

My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say “Yes,” then she says, “Okay, you didn’t get that job.”

My heroes are the camera crew and the electricians. They work such long hours.

You get a sense of how the show works and then let your personality take over.

What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn’t want ebola in America?

You can’t control the audience. When you’re on the air and they’re not coming to the party, it’s time to shut down the party.

You always want to watch behavior, because the dialogue as written by our illustrious leaders is great. Eminently playable.

It was never the fame or fortune that drove me to act. It was something I love and enjoy doing it. A lot of people identify who they are by what they do and that’s not me.

My bacteria glow in the dark – no human being doesn’t like that.

There was discover’d by me a fifth sort, which had near the thickness of the former, but they were almost twice as long. The first time bacteria were observed.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.