Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERBut what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
More James Thurber Quotes
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are set up, and because I have the hope it may do some good.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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