Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
JAMES THURBERNowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
More James Thurber Quotes
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She wasn’t much to look at but she was something to think about.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Humourists lead… an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
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