Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
JAMES THURBERFor one thing, she pronounced flowers ‘flars’ and I couldn’t let it slide.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.
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Somebody has said that woman’s place is in the wrong. That’s fine. What the wrong needs is a woman’s presence and a woman’s touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
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