The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
JAMES THURBERLet the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.
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But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?
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Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.
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The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they’ve been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
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A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.
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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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