Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
JAMES THURBERLet the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
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When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare.
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The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn’t get lost enough.
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The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
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Let the meek inherit the earth — they have it coming to them.
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Looks can be deceiving; it’s eating that’s believing.
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With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
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History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance – a sharp, vindictive glance.
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Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
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So much has already been written about everything that you can’t find out anything about it.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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