There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
JAMES THURBEROne martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
More James Thurber Quotes
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Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.
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Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
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I never quite know when I’m not writing. Sometimes my wife comes up to me at a party and says, “Dammit, Thurber, stop writing.” She usually catches me in the middle of a paragraph.
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The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals
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Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess.
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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
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I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.
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I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
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Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
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