The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhat you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWCriminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWDoing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWWhen a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWIt is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWBoth optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW