You complain, friend Swift, of the length of my epigrams, but you yourself write nothing. Yours are shorter.
MARTIALYou importune me, Tucca, to present you with my books. I shall not do so; for you want to sell, not to read, them.
More Martial Quotes
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What quick wit is found in sudden straits!
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A novice always behaves with propriety.
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Gifts are like fish-hooks; for who is not aware that the greedy char is deceived by the fly which he swallows?
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What’s a wretched man? A man whom no man pleases.
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I know all that better than my own name.
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If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has sent you.
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Givers of great dinners know few enemies.
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Your seventh wife, Phileros, is now being buried in your field. No man’s field brings him greater profit than yours, Phileros.
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If you are poor now, Aemilianus, you will always be poor. Riches are now given to none but the rich.
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Tis easy to write epigrams nicely, but to write a book is hard.
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Your page stands against you and says to you that you are a thief.
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You ask what a nice girl will do? She won’t give an inch, but she won’t say no.
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I do not love thee, Sabidius, nor can I say why; I can only say this, “I do not love thee.”
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He who prefers to give Linus the half of what he wishes to borrow, rather than to lend him the whole, prefers to lose only the half.
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Some things are good, some middling, more bad.
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