I said we are Ghodratis and there’s nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.
AASIF MANDVII was born in India – but never really lived there.
More Aasif Mandvi Quotes
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The artist never really has any control over the impact of his work. If he starts thinking about the impact of his work, then he becomes a lesser artist.
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It’s an organic thing that I try not to analyze too much, because I worry that it will go away.
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I was born in India – but never really lived there.
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I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend was going to be Miss Teen USA and my best friend will be a dolphin.
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I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do anything to be liked… and comedians are always talking about politics.
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I’ve always said I’m the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that’s ever existed, because I’ve been inside more bars than mosques.
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I don’t want to tell people what they should think.
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The experience of being on a show that is very much in the center of popular culture is exciting. You really feel like you’re reaching people.
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From my parent’s generation the idea was not that marriage was about some kind of idealized, romantic love. It was a partnership. It’s about creating family. It’s about creating offspring.
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Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.
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I never consciously got into comedy. It was sort of one of those things where I was a theater student, I was acting, I was doing comedy, I was doing dramatic stuff, so it’s been something that I’ve always done and enjoyed doing and had an instinct to be relatively good at.
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Bradford specifically there were a lot of Pakistanis there. Even today it has a very large Pakistani population.It was something that I experienced
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If people invited Muslims into their home every week by way of a TV show would go a long way to making people feel comfortable with Muslims and countering misconceptions about who we are. Plus, of course, that will make it easier for us to impose sharia law across America.
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For anybody who’s ever been on the other end of, like, racial violence logic is not something that can be used.
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I know the Gospel according to Mark better than I know any sura in the Quran.
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