“You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?”

God help us all.

You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.

Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.

We have no interest in what’s going on with you.

I will not relive that bullying nightmare.

I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?

What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?

The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week.

Your wayfaring thespian has returned

I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.”

I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.

I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.

All in favor say aye.

“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.

I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?

I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.