“Dogs keep a promise a person can’t.”

Many things which nature makes difficult become easy to the man who uses his brains.

The mongoose I want under the stairs when the snakes slither by.

As a doctor I had no choice. As a philosopher I had too many.

Perception is a tool that’s pointed on both ends.

I have come not to make war on the Italians, but to aid the Italians against Rome.

I will either find a way or make one.

Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.

God has given to man no sharper spur to victory than contempt of death.

We’re like socks. You can put us through a rough wash once, but you’ll never use us again.

The mirrors in your mind can reflect the best of yourself, not the worst of someone else.

We will find a way or we shall make one

All good things to those who wait.

Killing must feel good to God too. He does it all the time. Did God feel good about that? He felt powerful.

Words are living things. They have personality, point of view… agenda.

As your mother tells you, and my mother certainly told me, it is important, she always used to say, always to try new things.

We evolved the ability to communicate disappointment to teach those around us good manners

A dog is one of the few remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Dogs wait for us faithfully.

I love dogs. I grew up with dogs in my family from the time that I was a little boy; we always had German Shepherds and Labradors. I get on very well with dogs, they trust me.

Those little paws gifted me the galaxy of a sweet home.

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.