Children are God’s way of punishing us for having sex.
BARBARA WALTERSMost of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn’t is someone whom I admire but have never met.
More Barbara Walters Quotes
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If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
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[On being indecisive and changeable:] On my gravestone I want inscribed: ‘On the other hand, maybe I should have lived.
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A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.
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Show me someone who never gossips, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.
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A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.
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It’s a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it.
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Show me someone who never gossips, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.
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The news media in general are liberals.
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Don’t let the bastards get you down.
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Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis.
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The hardest thing you will ever do is trust yourself.
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If it’s a woman it’s caustic, if it’s a man it’s authority, If it’s a woman it’s too pushy, if it’s a man it’s aggressive in the best sense of the word.
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Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do.
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The origin of a modern party is anthropological: humans meet and share food to lower hostility between them and indicate friendship.
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Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don’t know well or like much, which is such an unpromising beginning that I’ve rarely known one that recovered and turned into a great party.
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