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EDDIE VAN HALENActually, if I could deliberately sit down and write a pop hit, all my songs would be pop hits! Let’s put it this way. I play what I like to hear. And sometimes I like to hear something poppy, and sometimes I don’t.
More Eddie Van Halen Quotes
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It’s always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you’re the same, and they hate you if you’re different.
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I boil the strings so they stretch.
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Cancer is like a cockroach. It just comes back stronger. I’m tearing apart the immune system of the cockroach and seeing how it ticks. I’ve opened up my own pathology center.
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I’m just a normal schmo like anyone else.
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I’m just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?
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I have selective hearing.
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A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is off. Theoretically, that’s not right, all the strings should be off.
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The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument.
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Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me.
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It makes me feel kind of weird, but obviously the Man Upstairs gave me something and it touches people, and I’m just so blessed.
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Every song is like a kid. How can you have that many kids and have a favorite? Which one do I like to hang most with?
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Best believe that needle hurt you Best to see these true colors Than follow one of your false virtues A little secret to make you think: Why is the crazy stuff we never say, poetry in ink?
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I’m blessed with a good pair of ears. That’s how I fooled my piano teacher. I’d watch his fingers and I’d listen to it, and I just kind of basically learned it by myself.
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I never dreamt of being a musician for my livelihood. I certainly never would have wanted to be in the business that I’m in, meaning the fame and the glory, the glitter, the rock star, the famous part.
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Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself.
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