“If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.”

What I say is what I say, I don’t always say the right thing, I don’t always say the politically correct thing. I don’t have any regrets about that.

Everybody understands that acting is a really difficult job. It’s hard work. You’ve got to get dressed up, you’ve got to hang around with beautiful women. It’s difficult. It’s a problem.

The difference between trying to be fit and not being fit really means the difference between life and death.

Whether you’re a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.

I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.

I’m much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.

They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.

My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.

Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor’s mouth lately?

You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.

Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

In front of 40,000 people, you don’t really want to drop a catch or misfield. It’s part and parcel of the game.

The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.

Live now. When you are eating, eat. When you are loving, love. when you are talking with someone, talk. When you are looking at a flower, look. Catch the beauty of the moment!

Whenever I catch myself getting too nostalgic, well I just think about how heavy the wigs used to be!

Once I catch you and the kissing starts, a team of wild horses couldn’t tear us apart.

We’re all in the same boat and we all are going to catch the same hell from the same man.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

I need to find a catchy new word for feminism, right? Like bootylicious.